The Pandemic Sets In

As experienced by heiser at 10:39 PM, August 10th, 2020
Pro Duce

The Police

As experienced by heiser at 2:01 AM, June 15th, 2019

Even though my life was tragic…every little thing he does is magic.

Sake Fail

As experienced by heiser at 10:33 PM, July 17th, 2009

We drink while you change your [deleted]

Denny’s Fail

As experienced by heiser at 11:14 PM, July 8th, 2009

No pants? No boxers? No problem.

Oh Faisal, where art thou?

cash fail

As experienced by kahle at 3:15 PM, June 14th, 2009

I think Faisal still owes me $20.

Drive fail.

As experienced by kahle at 3:44 AM, June 14th, 2009

Park & Walk Fail

As experienced by heiser at 3:37 AM, June 14th, 2009

According to Faisal, the shortest distance between two points is a four mile walk. Away from the beats.

whale fail.

As experienced by kahle at 8:38 PM, June 13th, 2009

epic.

wtf??!11?!??

As experienced by kahle at 8:24 PM, June 13th, 2009

lol. you *wish* 8:15.

oh faisal, where art thou?

Harmony Festival Fail

As experienced by heiser at 7:56 PM, June 13th, 2009

ETA 5PM.  ATA 8:41PM.

Faisal fail.